The Legend of Drunk Neighbor

What can we say?
This guy is crazy enough and funny enough to warrant his own FB page and now a website, and who knows where else this could go — that’s up to our loyal and intelligent fans! 😂

Is DRUNK NEIGHBOR real?
Yep. The original DRUNK NEIGHBOR that all of this was originally based on is a real person with a personality bigger than Dallas. These days out of respect for this special dude, we have fictionalized some aspects of all this to preserve his privacy.

Where does DRUNK NEIGHBOR live?
Somewhere in Texas. Possibly Deep East Texas. 😂

Why do you call him the DRUNK NEIGHBOR?
Three guesses and the first two don’t count! 😂 When we first moved to this neighborhood, this crazy cat was always out and about with a beer in his hand. No matter what time of day. He seemed slightly foxed pretty much all of the time. Not super hammered really, but definitely down for a good time. Over the years we have become good friends, and his text messages never fail to crack us up!

Just for the record, all of the neighbor’s had nicknames. Some of the others:

  • Old Neighbors
  • New Neighbors
  • Moobs
  • A$$hole

Why is DRUNK NEIGHBOR usually in capitals?
That’s how DRUNK NEIGHBOR’s contact actually looks in our phone. 📲 🤷‍♀️ 🤷‍♂️

What started all this?
In the beginning when we first met him, DRUNK NEIGHBOR would send us the most hilarious text messages — like every day. They were full of messed up spellings, hysterical sentiment, and other craziness.

These messages from DRUNK NEIGHBOR were soooo funny in fact that we would sometimes share some of the stuff he was sending us on Facebook. People thought these messages were so funny that we finally felt it was basically necessary to make an actual page devoted to some of his funny thoughts and sayings.

Right about this same time, there was a super funny page/book called “Shit My Dad Says” … by Justin Halpern. We fall way short of his hilarity, but Shit My DRUNK NEIGHBOR Says seemed to perfectly describe what we wanted to do and were doing at that time.

How long has Shit My DRUNK NEIGHBOR Says” been in existence?
We’ve had a few beers since then, but we think we started the page around July of 2012. 😂

How many admins are there on SMDNS?
Good question. Quite a few, but some of them are more active than others. In the beginning, we had the OG neighbor of DRUNK NEIGHBOR and one or two other admins. Through the years, we have added bunches of admins, (most have some affiliation with the military), and now the page has devolved into stupid memes and other nonsense, but we still have fun with the monster that is SMDNS.

Just looked, currently we are at 13, but through the years we have had 16 total. Two of the earlier ones bowed out. One person failed to launch entirely and complained about being promoted to admin. 😂 Let’s face it, administering a page like this is scary. 😆 We have about five admins who do the preponderance of posting, but some slip in and out of the role whenever they sober up enough to see straight … errr … we meant … as the mood strikes them. 😂 🍻

Can you tell us who DRUNK NEIGHBOR is?
Naw. He is a private guy who prefers to do his own thing, and things work pretty good with us being his hype team. 😂

Can you tell us more about the admins?
Rabid followers of Shit My DRUNK NEIGHBOR Saysmay have picked up on a few tidbits that we drop every now and then about the various admins, but by and large, we prefer to also fly under the radar. Most of our friends and relatives have no idea that we are the driving force behind SMDNS, and that is how we like to keep it! 😎

Why do you bag on Millennials, liberals, and people with stupid eyebrows?
We bag on everyone. People should avoid taking themselves so seriously! 😂 We love to laugh and have a great time and expect the fans, participants, etc. to do the same. 🤣

Do you post every day? Why is the content so random?
We drink. A Lot. 🍻 We basically create content when and if the mood strikes us. Might be once a month, or 20 times in a day. 😂

Why is some of your content so raunchy edgy?
Well, in the beginning we mainly just posted stuff that we thought was funny or relevant to the DRUNK NEIGHBOR theme, (but maybe felt uncomfortable putting on our own FB pages). 😂

But then things kind of started evolving. Most of our admins are pretty middle-of-the-line. Although, more recently we have acquired a few admins who apparently hang out in some dark corners of the internet. 👀 We avoid asking questions. 😂 🍻

Do you do twitter or instagram?
No. We’re not millennials. 😂 But we do actually have them. Please manage your expectations if you are wanting us to actually use them. haha. 🤣

Why a DRUNK NEIGHBOR store?
We spend so much time channeling our inner DRUNK NEIGHBOR and f*cking off on FB that our significant others are starting to complain about our lack of consistent income, and other BS like that. 😂 So we thought to ourselves, “Self, unless you want a divorce, it might be a good idea to do something about the beer fund!” 🍻

Also we thought some of you might actually like these amazing treasures! Who the hell knows! Anything is possible. 😃

Will this DRUNK NEIGHBOR thing make any money?
God only knows. Hopefully, we at least make enough maybe afford some cold beer for ol’ Drunk Neighbor, and possibly ourselves. 🍻 We have come to grips with the fact that we’ll probably never break even. 🤣 Know any good divorce lawyers? 😂 (JUST kidding!)

How much of this is the truth?
Quite a lot of it, but our main goal is to be funny, so again, viewers should always take everything “DRUNK NEIGHBOR” with a grain of salt. Life is too short to be serious! 😉

What else?
Why are you still here? Go look at our awesome swag! Is it beer:30 yet? 😂 🍺