Shine Off!

April Fool’s! Sadly, there IS NO MLM. 😂 Maybe someday.

But good on ya for stickin’ with us this far! 🤩 Now go back to @DrunkNeighbor and pretend like y’all have done signed up and are super excited to get your hands on some Drunk Neighbor Shine! 😆

If y’all really do want updates y’all are shit out of luck for that too because we’ve not made any update slinging feature because we know damn good and well no one would sign up for emails from us. 😂